Saturday, April 23, 2005

 

Finger Foods

It appears the mystery surrounding the finger found in a container of Wendy's chili has been solved. It was a hoax. Anna Ayala, the Wendy's customer who claimed to have found the dismembered appendage has now been fingered herself as the originator of the hoax and is being charged for grand larceny.

One question still stumps investigators though, who's the owner of the finger? Unless Mrs. Ayala decides to point the person out, we may never know.

In high school I worked as a cook at a Kentucky Fried Chicken. There was an urban legend about the place that involved a mishap with a rat. According to the legend the rat fell unseen into one of the cookers and was accidentally sold to a customer as part of their extra-crispy meal. Of course this never happened, but I can't tell you how many times I was asked if the story was true. Usually the queries would come up while the questioners were eating KFC chicken. A little late for all that don't you think?

Yeah, the story was way bogus. It was a mouse, not a rat, and it was sold as original recipe not extra-crispy.

Just kidding.
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